-if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-out of my mind. back in five minutes.

-practice safe eating, always use condiments

-what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-the gene pool could use a little chlorine

-i couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.

-procrastinate now!

-beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

-FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. it comes bundled with the software

-i work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!